Invitation to Name-Changing-Back Ceremony!

Posted By: Bill Nolen, P-15 Pork Chop
Date: 12/29/09 6:13p.m.

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You are invited to attend "Pork Chop's" OFFICIAL Name-Changing-Back-Ceremony, to be held in Oklahoma City, on December 31, 2009, during the full-blue moon! The Ceremony will start at 11:59.9 PM and should be concluded no later than 01:00 AM January 1, 2010. Should the depth of the snow and ice be more than 3-feet....the ceremony might be shorten somewhat. (It's difficult dancing nude, waving feathers, with deep snow because...well, you understand!) This time I have consulted with some experts who will guide me in the proper sing-sing part of the ceremony when I return "Pork Chop" back to her previous name "Babe". After "Babe" got my attention the other day, in regards to her unhappy state of mind about being called a Pork Chop, I decided for my future well-being it would be best to return her name to "Babe", the name she has had for the past ten years. She had been a prize boat on "The Price is Right" and was named "Not a Clew" by her first owner, a Police Officer. She first lived in California and then Arizona, and finally Oklahoma. (Kind of a "Grape's of Wrath" story in reverse!) She considers herself to be quite a Babe...so who am I to say otherwise! You'll come! Bill